daddyfuckedme:

i just want to eat ice cream and get drunk

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I forgot what I sent you ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

Me.

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It’s weird how before you’re in a relationship, you’ve got this picture of what you think the person you’ll end up with looks like. You think blonde hair is nicer than red, brown eyes are prettier than blue, tall is more attractive than short, or whatever you may fancy.

Then you start liking, and maybe loving someone and they’re completely opposite of what you had pictured, “the perfect person” should look like. But it doesn’t matter very much, and you really start to care less about everything you had “wanted” and more about what you’d “found.”

Life is weird.

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spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

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I was excited to sleep in tomorrow since I’m finally done my classes. Then I remembered I have another doctor’s appointment tomorrow morning.

Disappointment.

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